U2 is a 7-lb, 5-oz neonate born in the “dirty backseat” of a taxi because her 16-yearold mother, Debbie Tillerman, didn’t realize she was in labor. The baby’s grandparents are angry with Debbie because, although grounded for breaking a house rule, she took the bus to visit her boyfriend out of town and was there when her labor started. Apgar scores were not recorded. The grandparents want the baby moved to the neonatal intensive care unit because, although the baby’s weight is that of a term newborn, they are concerned the baby is preterm. “Don’t trust anything Debbie tells you about her due date,” they tell you. “She lies all of the time.”